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100% Sanity T-Shirt
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100% Sanity T-Shirt

Color: Navy
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Description

Meet your new favorite tee. ☕ The Caffeine Survival Club brand is made with 100% ring-spun cotton and comes in at a featherlight 4.5 oz — soft enough to wear every single day, which let's be honest, you probably will. 😅

  • The classic crew neck fit is clean, versatile, and somehow looks put-together even when you absolutely are not. Playdate? School pickup? Third coffee of the morning? It works for all of it. ✌️
  • Features a pearlized tear-away label because life's too short for scratchy tags. Rip it off and never think about it again. 🏷️
  • Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton — because we care about the planet almost as much as we care about our next cup. 🌱 Our shirt manufacturer is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, keeping things sustainable and above board from field to finished tee.
Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton — Not just any cotton. We're talking softer, stronger, and tougher than your average tee — and pre-shrunk, so what you order is what you get, wash after wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric — At a featherlight 4.5 oz, this tee keeps you cool and comfy from your morning coffee all the way to your midnight snack.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit — No guessing games here! A relaxed silhouette that looks great on basically everyone. Because good vibes are one size fits all.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability — We stitched this thing like we had something to prove. Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves means this tee can keep up with you — no matter how many times you reach for it.

Seamless Collar — No weird crease down the middle here! Our quarter-turned construction keeps your collar looking fresh and on point, wear after wear.

Tear-Away Label — Because nobody has time for a scratchy tag ruining their vibe. Rip it off, toss it, and enjoy that clean, tagless comfort — no sticky residue, no regrets.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee — If something shows up damaged or we goofed and sent you the wrong thing, we've got you covered. No stress, no hassle — just good vibes and a quick fix.

Printed in the USA — Your tee is born and raised right here in the good ol' USA 🇺🇸 — printed AND shipped without ever leaving American soil.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.