Refund policy
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At Caffeine Survival Club, we want you to love your gear as much as you love your first cup of coffee in the morning — desperately and without apology. If something's not right, we'll make it right. Because you've got enough problems. We don't need to be one of them.
We offer refunds for:
- Items that showed up to the wrong party (sent incorrectly)
- Gear that arrived damaged or defective — because that's just not cool
Refund requests must be made within 30 days of purchase. Think of it like coffee — best handled while it's fresh.
To request a refund, hit us up at Support@CaffeineSurvivalClub.com with your order number and a quick rundown of the issue. We're real humans, we promise. Heavily caffeinated ones.
This Refund Policy may be updated at any time without warning — kind of like toddlers. For the most current version, reach out to Support@CaffeineSurvivalClub.com.
And please, for the love of all things holy, follow the washing instructions that come with your order. Your tee deserves to survive longer than your will to function before coffee.