Tropic Night Exclusive T

Not a personality replacement, but it'll do in a pinch. (Joking)

Built for casual appearances, awkward small talk, and pretending you have it together — this tee is doing more emotional labor than it should have to. The uniquely textured, thick microfiber-knit fabric gives you a premium, soft feel that's lightweight and breathable, perfect for hot days, layering, or just existing in public.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Regular fit — no surprises, which is more than we can say for most things
.: Tagless, so nothing's scratching your neck except your own thoughts
.: Runs true to size
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, kind of like your anxiety.